since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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