girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Randomize
