Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
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Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
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I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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