How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
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If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
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I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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