I think I just saw someone hide a body.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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