I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
She announced her abortion via fbk
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
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