I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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