Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
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Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
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WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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