Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
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theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
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He just brought a live lobster to the party.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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