He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
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The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
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I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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