Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
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Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
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I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I have fence marks all over my body
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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