So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
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Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
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Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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