I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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