How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Everything about him screamed your future.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
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he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
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i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
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