dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
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I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
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What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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