We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
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The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
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Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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