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I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
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Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
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are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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