Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
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I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
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I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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