is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
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