Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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