Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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