she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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