dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
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Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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