Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
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Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
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Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
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