Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
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she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
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Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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