On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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