Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Randomize
