weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
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Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
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Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
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