You surviving the open bar?
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i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
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Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
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Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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