Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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