just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
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been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
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sex in a hospital.. check
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I love you. Go after that dick
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