so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
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At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
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Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
That was before I lit my hair on fire
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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