Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
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So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
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seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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