she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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