for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
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shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
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THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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