sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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