Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
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They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
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I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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