FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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