He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
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christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
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This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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