id be glad to
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
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There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
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Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions