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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"

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• (323): View more from California

  I totes stole your whore crown.

  (239): View more from Florida

  With great power comes great responsibility.

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• (516): View more from New York

  Are you with Adam and his vodka?

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  Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued

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• (956): View more from Texas

  And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?

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• (831): View more from California

  she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina

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  Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?

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  Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...

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