O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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