My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
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Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
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I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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