I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
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I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
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I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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