I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
