my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
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It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
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Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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