with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
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like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
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I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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