wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
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Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
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I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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