If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
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