The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
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drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
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You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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