So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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