Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
what if I'm pregnant?
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i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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