Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
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Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
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I hugged the bouncer as we left.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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