We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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